tfwnoarms:

pearswhy:

potterlovermore:

pearswhy:

what if you bit someones teeth

what

WHAT IF YOU USED YOUR OWN TEETH TO BITE THE TEETH OF SOMEBODY ELSE?????

(via one-handsome-devil)

potatoandotherwise:

swanqueenandrizzles:

tarclis:

my sisters dad opened the freezer and a blob of ice fell on his foot and hurt him and he was like yelling and hopping and shit and I was like hey maybe you should put some ice on that

my sisters dad

there is a such thing as half-siblings hello

(Source: seasexual, via americanhate)

heros-of-the-bluebox:

sluttyoliveoil:

cough

rough

though

through

why dont these words rhyme

but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do

(via americanhate)